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Main article: Good Ol' Buzz

Act One:

Camera pans down a shot of space filled with rising smoke, and reveals the smoke is pouring from a gaping blast hole in a freighter.
Cut to freighter interior, where several frightened passengers are holding their hands in the air while Torque points four blasters (one in each hand) at them

TORQUE: Okay people, you know the drill: You don't move, I don't shoot. Nice and simple, baby.

TORQUE CLONE#1: Yo, Torque, how about a little self-help over here?

Two clones are trying to carry a box of cargo, but are struggling under its weight.

TORQUE: You got it, sweetheart!

He holsters one of the guns and uses his free hand to press the cloning device on his chest. In a flash of light, three more clones appear beside the two lifting the crate. The new clones lend their assistance, and they're able to carry away the cargo with ease.

TORQUE CLONE#`: Dynamite, Torquey!

TORQUE: Looks like we're going to make our early tee off time at the club! (Suddenly, the sound of metal been torn apart gets his attention) Ahh!

Part of the ceiling is torn open by Booster, who jumps through the hole while his team stands behind him.

BUZZ: (Jumping through the hole, closely followed by his team) The only thing you're going to make, Torque, is a court date.

He slides down a stack of boxes and leaps forward, pushing away the box the clones were carrying.
As Mira falls through the air, she ghosts through a stack of boxes and does a somersault, knocking one of the clones' guns away. She then lands on the ground and lets out a yell as she kicks the clone across the room. The clone is thrown past Booster, who is using a blaster to pin another clone against his chest.

BOOSTER: You really should have a permit for this weapon.

He releases him, which sends him flying forward, and he crashes into the floor.
Another clone charges at XR with his arms outstretched, but the robot activates an airbag from his chest, and the clone is deflected backwards into a pile of cargo which falls onto his head.

XR: You know, ironically, I lobbied AGAINST airbags.

Torque looks around in terror, seeing all his clones have been taken out, and tries to run away, but Buzz grabs his arms and slams him into the wall.

BUZZ: What's your hurry, Torque?

Shaking his head as he recovers from the impact, Torque smiles deviously.

TORQUE: Love to stay, Buzzinsky. (Activates his cloning device, causing a clone to split off and take his place while he runs away) But I see you got your hands full! (Laughs)

Buzz struggles with the clone, while Torque runs away, laughing with glee. Suddenly, a circle of light appears, and an old man in a Ranger suit, flying with his arm (on which he is wearing a strange watch) outstretched, comes out.

OLD MAN: To infinity and beyond!

He crashes into Torque, and they go tumbling across the floor, eventually ending up at Buzz's feet.

TORQUE: Ouch, baby. (His face drops against the floor)

Buzz carefully picks up the old man - who is a bit dazed - and salutes.

BUZZ: Good work, Ranger. You've just captured the Torque armada, the multiplyingest scum in the quadrant.

OLD MAN: (Rubbing his chin) Just captured Torque...? Oh, yeah, I remember that! (Suddenly, he sees something offscreen) Mira! (He rushes forward and wraps his arms around Mira's waist) I'm not too late!

MIRA: Oh, yes... (She pushes him away) W-well, you seem very n-nice, Sir, but - but I-I'm... uh... real quick, who are you?

Buzz approaches them and studies the old man curiously.

BUZZ: I don't believe we've met, Ranger. What outfit are you with?

OLD MAN: (Putting his hands on his hips) Can't you even recognize your own face? (He straightens his back and stands before them proudly) Why, I'm Buzz... Lightyear!

Scene changes to the Science Bay.
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